Cass Sunstein: Not a bed book or a bus book

Cass Sunstein and I were on the outs.

It was me, not him. I enjoyed our time spent pouring through the history of FDR’s administration; our heated disagreements about FDR’s fallibility points. Despite the joy of learning about FDR through the words of Cass in his book The Second Bill of Rights , I began to wander: I was courted by others like Naipaul; I began to pick at Cass’s words that at one time had brought such joy. When confronted with sentences that analyzed FDR such as, “this sentence immediately connected the war against tyranny with the effort to combat economic distress and uncertainty” (11), I grew distant.

Bed book v bus book

The distinction between a bed book and a bus book like love and hate is bordered by a thin line

Fueled by guilt from ignoring Cass and my lackluster attitude, I brought him on the bus one day. It was a dumb idea I know; as dumb as having another child to save a conclusively unsavable relationship. Both parties know the baby won’t save a damn thing but will fuel more anger and, inversely, years later, fuel an economy driven by a nation that has relinquished the stigma of seeing a therapist. I knew very well that Cass was not suited for the bus: his messages were involved and required concentration–yet not a ton of brain prowess, so you can see why I was confused. The reading was slow: there were names to keep track of, dates, places, events to contextualize, inspiring quotes to write down and later drop in conversations with friends to wax historically hip.

As in having a baby to save a relationship, Cass and I did see a second honeymoon phase.

Before the bus, after a time I had ceased writing page numbers corresponding to important events I wanted to research later; I scrutinized quotes closely to determine if they were indeed worthy of copying in long hand—in fact, gradually with each slow page turn, quotes stopped qualifying at all. Refreshingly, my original process of maintaining a close relationship with Cass was renewed on the bus and I, like the many people before me, began to think having that baby really was the panacea for saving what I had, clearly misdiagnosed as an unsavable relationship. Desiring to show Cass attention and snuggled in the cultural capital snobbery of knowing what I was reading ran laps around what my fellow bus riders were reading, I put up a great fight to ensure I was able to continue to write down apt ideas, to ponder the vision Cass laid before me about FDR.

But, reality hits hard. I was on the bus.

Most mornings I literally caught the bus. I would run down Forbes Avenue with about three bags flapping in the wind, and a [full] mug of coffee without a lid. Once I got on the bus, the hunt for my wallet ensued for about a minute. I then turned to face that hard reality of catching the bus during a morning commute: no seats for Cass and I to sit to wrap ourselves in a FDR cocoon, people looking up from their cell phones long enough to glare at my open container, people sleeping with their mouths open. The laws of physics caused my writing to stop, staring out the window or observing people on the bus in front of me to see if they would get up for the elderly, or listening to one-sided unrequited love conversations, “baby, no. No. I told you…no…she’s just…no,” or, more recently simply reading something else like The New York Times superseded Cass;

Martin Luther King Jr. said, “Actually, time itself is neutral.” Cass—back in my bed—and I have a mutual understanding: I do what I want and I tell myself MLK says time is neutral so I shouldn’t feel guilt about not reading Cass. Despite my failings, we’ve made some progress. I look back at all of our memories together. So many things happen each day, and when I reflect on those happenings, I can say, “I was reading Cass at that time,” and when I think about the future, I [still] feel like my relationship with Cass is one that will never end.

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Increases

Downtown I enjoy seeing the tyrannies and the brown people with blue eyes and with green eyes and I think these tyrannies and these brown people don’t necessarily live downtown; they don’t even necessarily live in Pittsburgh; they live in subtlety.

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Food Diversity

Here is a link to an on-going blog series I’m writing for Coro Pittsburgh about food diversity, diversity and inclusion and how food can be a vehicle (or not) to a larger understanding of acceptance. This link is to a recipe I developed and you can back-track to the first two blogs.

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The Economy of Being a Weirdo

Economy of being a weirdo

When I noticed my ignored iced-coffee had cried a pool of water around itself, I stopped myself from wiping away the water with my hand and drying my hand off on my pants.  Instead, I got out my little package of method cleaning wipes (which sounds a bit obscene to me when I say that…’method cleaning wipes’) that had dried out long ago due to lack of use–because I have an issue with ignoring things, clearly–and rehydrated a wipe and dusted off my desk.Method cleaning wipes

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(poem about birds)

Whenever I see birds pop out of a bush and walk in front of me, sheepishly, it makes me wonder: what were you up to in there?

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As American as Getting What You Want

To the dude that stole my jacket since I doubt you were trying to protect me from plunging off the deep-end of hipster:

A)    I can assure you that you won’t fit in my jacket;

B)    When you try to pass the jacket off to your gf as some sort of heart-felt gift, I hope she finally reaches her limit of putting up with your lame antics and

  1. Splashes her drink—that you hopefully paid for—in  your face; and
  2. Tells you after all this time that yes, indeed your suspicions are warranted: you really are bad in bed.

C)    Dude, I’m a Hybrid Socialist raised in America.  I appreciate and like my disposable income, as meager as it might be (currently). So though you set me back a few clams, I’ll just get another jacket, but you my friend have triggered enough ill-vibes to resemble scarily, a fuku.

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Bed Book…

I recently broke up with Cass Sunstein, my intentions unbeknown to him.

I just didn’t have enough time to devote to our relationship, and well, frankly, things had gotten stale to the point where I wondered if there would be a way for me to get past this “relationship hump.”  I was at that time being courted pretty heavily by someone else.  And then we got back together and things have been marvelous ever since.  We are really taking our time in our relationship.  Before him, I spent a lot of time with Flaubert and a woman named Emma.  Before them, well, I forget now because I sleep with a lot of characters.  Before you shake your head in an agreeable, “yeah, I’m not surprised,” let me clarify.  I’m talking about what I refer to as a “bed book,” and when I say that Cass and I broke up, well, I mean he was a little too intense for the bedroom, so I cast him off as a “bus book”.Example of a bed book

I have a lot of friends that just don’t read in bed, or, they read in bed to fall asleep.  I read in bed because that’s typically the only time I have a few consecutive moments to myself where I can actually engross in reading material that is complex.  Not that Madame Bovary is complex, but, having a background in literature and cultural studies, I’ve been trained to extract complexity where it sometimes does not exist, I mean, that is how literary criticism was born. And, let’s face it, even if Madame Bovary isn’t that complex and I wasn’t analyzing her female agency for the time in life as explained by a male author who self-proclaimed his love of prostitution, “and for itself, too, quite apart from its carnal aspects,” that book is a page turner, and I wanted to spend some time with Emma.

By my definition, a bed book is a book that you want to read for longer stretches of time, therefore “naturally” the book can be more complex in nature, hence I give you Cass Sunstein’s FDR’s Second Bill of Rights and Why We Need Them More Than Ever, the book that was the cause of our original undoing.  Another example of a good bed book for me is anything by V.S. Naipaul, and I say that having only read three of his novels, but I’m pretty confident in this assertion.  However, Naipaul is also a great example of a bus book.  And, that leads me to provide another element of makes a good bed book: well, it’s a book where you have to remember a lot of things—characters, sequences of events, or, in the case of Sunstein, a lot of dates, a lot of cases that shaped the Supreme Court, a lot of politicians and pundits that had a lot to say about policy and the fabric of America as it relates to the Great Depression, the economy, success and failure and then also how FDR internalized these successes and failures to create a rhetorical shift in our nation’s perceptions perhaps never before seen in our country because of the alignment of a few things including our Supreme Court, the Justices residing during FDR’s administration and the Great Depression.

But, unfortunately, when I would bring Cass on the bus with me, things got bad real fast: most of the times I couldn’t take notes of the numerous failures and successes of FDR because it’s hard to stand on a crowded bus headed toward Oakland balance at a minimum three bags, a cup of coffee (that may or may not have a lid on it) and write notes…and I think my bus mates were a bit tired of me asking them to take dictation, or at the very least, hold my coffee while I wrote.  So, out of necessity, out of love, I decided to bring Cass back into bed with me, and we have never looked back. In fact, it’s been months now…of note taking and reading and I have oft thought to myself, well, this relationship will never end.

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